s.e.x.y.

wish I could shut my playboy mouth. how'd i turn my shirt inside out?

inside out right. control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say.


omgz, i'm so excited for lady gaga. and sophie is gonna meet me in chi town and stay with me at mah hotel, since my melissa and my mom wanna go party. sooo, basically, soph and i are gonna party at the hoteeeel.
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things i can do in 18 days... (bolded are ones i might do, since i like to live on the edge.)

• Buy tobacco
• Change your name
• Get a tattoo
• Get a piercing
• Buy spray paint
• Work more hours
• Sue someone
• Be sued
• Purchase liquid white out
• Pawn something
• Be on Jerry Springer (okay, i might have just lied.)
  
• Go on Cruise
• Buy a lottery ticket
• Get a Sam's club membership
  
• Skydive
• Sign legal documents
• Gamble
• Get a blockbuster membership
• Enlist in the military
• Sign a legal contract
• Begin earning credit
• Move out of the parental units house
• Go to an adult jail
• Be convicted as an adult
• Work full-time
• Become a flight attendant
• Purchase Nicorette gum
• Watch porn
  
• Go to "adult" stores
  
• Become a stripper (okay, again, i lied.) (then again, have you seen the economy?)
  
• Vote
• Pay a utility bill
• Enter a contest
• Enter a sweepstakes
• Order something off T.V.
• Operate machinery at work
• Go bungee jumping
• Rent a port-a-potty
• Lease an apartment
• Rent a house
• Finance a car
• Sign yourself out of school (i do this anyway..?)
  
• Give a lap dance
• Get a lap dance (from yooo mother.)
  
• Rent a post office box
• be awesome

so, i think i'm going to chicago for my birthday with ash. and nate, mel, kelly, and i are planning our class trip for december to chicago. either december 1st or 9th i'm thinkin' are the days we will go up. but, it depends. tomorrow we have to get it approved. cross yo' fingaaas. that'd be 3 chicago trips in a month for me (ash, gaga, school) and that sounds like a party.

sexy.